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Mammut Workhorse: The Beast of a Carabiner, Ready for Anything.
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Metolius Bravo: The Screwgate for Your Next Adventure Mate
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Metolius FS Mini II Jet Set: Elevate Your Climbing with Effortless Flow.
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Metolius FS Mini: Compact Strength, Ultimate Climbing Security & Style.
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Am'D Ball-Lock: The Petzl Powerhouse Awaiting Your Adventure. Climb On with Confidence.
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Am'D Screw-Lock: The dependable carabiner. Your climbing companion. Safe and secure, every time.
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Petzl Attache Bar: Screw-Lock Stronghold. Your Adventure's Best Mate.
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Petzl Attache: Secure Your Climb, Mate! Screw-Lock Confidence, Blimey!
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Petzl Djinn: Lightweight Climbing Harness - Agile Freedom for Your Ascent.
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Petzl OK Oval Screwgate: Robust & Reliable Climbing Safety – Guaranteed Peace of Mind.
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Rocha Screw-Lock: The Ultimate Climbing Carabiner – Secure & Reliable.
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