Hearty Beef & Potato Hotpot - A Rustic Winter Warmth (450kcal)
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Chicken Korma Bliss: A Delicious Expedition Meal (450kcal). Fuel your adventure with flavour and ease.
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Rich Chicken Korma with Rice – A Comforting & Delicious Meal (800kcal)
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Beefy Hotpot Heaven in a Pouch (800 Calories) Ready-to-Eat Expedition Fuel for Adventure
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Cajun Couscous Adventure: A Fiery Feast in a Pouch (800kcal) - Ready for Your Expedition!
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Berry Bliss Custard – A Decadent Treat (450kcal)
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Fish & Potato Perfection: Expedition Foods' Delightful Adventure Meal. 800 Calories of Flavour!
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Tropical Adventure Cereal: 800kcal Mango Blast – Fuel Your Journey!
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Mac & Cheese Bliss in a Pouch: Expedition Foods' 450kcal Adventure Fuel. Proper grub for your trek.
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Raspberry Granola Power: Fuel Your Adventure (800 Calories of Bliss)
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Macaroni Cheese Adventure Fuel: 800 Calories of Cosy Comfort for Your Outdoor Exploits, Inn!
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