Petzl Borea: Your Head's Best Mate, for Adventure and Beyond. Lightweight, Tough, and Ready for Anything.
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Petzl Meteora: Conquer Heights with Confidence, Your Ultimate Climbing Companion.
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Meteor: Your Head's Best Mate. Lightweight, Breathable, Petzl Protection. Ready for Adventure.
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Picchu Kid: Adventure Awaits! A wee Petzl helmet for tiny explorers, ready for fun, safety first, let's go!
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Sirocco: Light as a feather, tough as nails. Your ultimate mountain companion.
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Salewa Aria: Your Alpine Guardian, Lightweight, Breathable, Uncompromising Safety. Conquer the Peaks.
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Metolius Hardtop: Your head's best mate. Tough, reliable, and ready for any adventure. Get protected, get climbing.
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Syncro Helmet: Unleash Your Inner Explorer. Conquer Peaks with Wild Country's Reliable Head Protection.
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