Vertex Compact Hammer: Conquer Walls, Embrace the Adventure. Small Hammer, Mighty Impact.
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Vertex Bolts Reborn: Unleash Your Climbing Fury with This Quick Fix Kit
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Grivel's Vario Adze: Conquer the Alps. Precision ice tool, ultimate grip. Climb higher, safer. Your mountain companion.
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Grivel Alpine Vario: Lightweight Alpine Climbing Harness - Secure Your Ascent!
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Grivel Ice Vario: Conquer Peaks, Vario-ously! Ice Mastery Awaits, Effortlessly Yours.
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Grivel Mini Thor Vario: Tiny Titan for Thrilling Vertical Adventures!
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Grivel Simple Vario: Climb Smarter, Not Harder. Adventure Awaits. Easy Ascent. Conquer.
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Grivel Total Dry Vario: Conquer the Heights, Weatherproof Confidence, Unrivalled Grip, Simply Sublime.
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Grivel Thor Vario
Grivel Total Ice Vario: Conquer Any Ice, All Angles - Your Ultimate Ice Climbing Weapon
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Petzl Dry Pick: Conquer Ice with Precision and Power!
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Petzl Hammer: Unleash Your Ice Climbing Beast – Perfect for Quark, Nomic, and Ergo.
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