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Mammut Sender Wiregate: Lightweight Hiking Pole - Durable & Reliable Performance.
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Petzl ANGE S Finesse 10cm Quickdraw: Precise Climbing, Unrivaled Performance.
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Petzl Spirit Express Quickdraw: Lightweight & Reliable Climbing Accessory – 17cm
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