Canary Pro: Conquer the Climb. 8.6mm Dry Rope - 50 Metres of Pure Climbing Bliss.
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Canary Pro Dry: Unleash Your Climb. Lightweight 8.6mm Rope, 70 Metres of Adventure Awaits.
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Edelrid Eagle Lite Eco Dry: Fly high, climb light, with the eco-conscious choice, mate!
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Canary Pro Dry 8.6mm: The Lightest Line for Your Toughest Climbs. 60 metres of pure performance.
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Edelrid Eagle Lite: Featherlight rope, built to conquer. Safety, speed, and superior grip.
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Heron Eco Dry Rope: Climb Green, Reach Higher, Conquer All Challenges.
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Edelrid Hummingbird Eco Dry: 60m Dynamic Climbing Rope – Lightweight & Reliable.
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Hummingbird Eco Dry Rope: Fly High, Climb Clean. 70 Metres of Eco-Friendly Adventure.
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Hummingbird Eco Dry: 80 metres of climbing freedom, lightweight, reliable, ready to fly.
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Kinglet: Conquer Heights with Edelrid's 9.2mm x 60m Masterpiece. Climb Further, Climb Safer.
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Kinglet 9.2mm: Unleash Your Inner Climber! 70m of Adventure Awaits.
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Edelrid Kinglet 9.2mm 80m: Unleash Your Ascent - Premium Climbing Rope
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