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Tango's Tightrope: 50 Metres of Petzl's 8.5mm Rope for Thrilling Ascents
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Petzl Tango 8.5mm 60m – Unleash Your Climbing Potential, Seriously Durable Rope.
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Petzl Volta 9.2m Dry Climbing Rope: Unrivalled Length, Ultimate Dry Performance.
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