Swift Eco: The Eco-Friendly Rope for Thrilling Adventures—70 Metres of Climbing Excellence!
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Edelrid Swift Protect Pro Dry: 50m Dynamic Rope – Supreme Protection & Performance.
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Swift Protect Pro Dry: 60m of Unrivalled Climbing Confidence. Conquer with Edelrid.
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Swift Protect Pro Dry Rope: Conquer Any Climb. 8.9mm Precision, 70m Freedom. Edelrid Excellence.
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Edelrid Swift Protect Pro Dry: Lightweight Rope, Precision Lengths (8.9mm)
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Tommy Caldwell Eco Dry Rope: Conquer Walls, Feel Alive. 9.3mm of Adventure Awaits!
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Edelrid's Caldwell Classic: Eco-Dry 9.6mm Rope - Conquer Any Climb, Naturally Strong.
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Edelweiss Curve: Unicore's 9.8mm marvel, climb higher, conquer more, embrace the Alpine spirit.
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Edelweiss Energy: Climb Higher, Breathe Easier. The Alpine Powerhouse Awaits Your Ascent.
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Edelweiss Lithium II: Elevate Your Ride with Precision 8.5mm Wheels
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Edelweiss Oxygen II Unicore: Conquer Cliffs with Breathable 8.2mm Power!
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Edelweiss Unicore: Performance 9.2mm Rope – Your Climb’s Best Mate, Engineered for Thrilling Ascents!
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